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  1. Baddog_WOOF

    Baddog_WOOF Porn Star

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    I'll be there for you!
    :)
     
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  2. shetyei

    shetyei Porno Junky

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  3. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    You need to visit a place where people know how to eat!

    Shit on a shingle (a.k.a. creamed chipped beef on toast or frizzed creamed beef on toast) is a delight, if it's made right. If the cook really knows what he/she is doing, the white sauce should be fairly light. If the cook really, really knows what he/she is doing, the best way to eat this is on home fried potatoes, with buttered toast on the side, along with some sausage links.

    Nobody mentioned crunchy peanut butter, or the old stand-by, the pb&j. Peanut butter and jelly on toast. Preferably grape jelly. There's even a company that sells a combination peanut-butter and jelly in the same jar, if you're too damn lazy to open two lids when you want a sandwich.

    By the way, your cardiologist called and said not to buy any non-refundable airline tickets.
     
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  4. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Cherry jam..

    ...on toast still tastes good, really good, gonna get up and make some more good.:excited:
     
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  5. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Hear, hear!

    Note: this is the correct form of the expression. All those saying, "here, here," will be summarily taken out the back on shot through the kneecaps.
     
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  6. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I think you'll find the correct expression is "taken outside AND shot through the kneecaps." You type faster than your brain can work when you get excited about your own smartness. :)
     
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  7. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Ah, you're completely right.

    But if you'll allow me to paraphrase a particular forum institution - 'get off my dick'.
     
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  8. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Still number one, tastes amazing for an early breakfast.:excited::excited::cool:
     
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  9. Septigoth Rising

    Septigoth Rising Sex Lover

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    Fried egg and cheese topping :cool:

    or peanut butter and bacon :cool:
     
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  10. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    You need shooting for crimes against food.:cool:
     
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  11. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Cherry anything is always great. I had some sweet BC cherries last summer fresh picked and they are soooooo good.

    Cherry jam on toast smothered in butter is yummy too. :excited:
     
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  12. just a high bitch

    just a high bitch Porno Junky

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    I am gonna have to say that classic butter on toast is fucking delicious.
     
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  13. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    shooter overhears the discussion about beans and toast. He cannot resist.

    YO!
    You gonna eat beans, you put em on biscuit or corn bread! Toast my foot! Toast is for putting eggs on, or peanut butter, or sumpin sweet, but NOT BEANS!

    Beans go on light flakey biscuits, melt in your mouth biscuits
    Or corn bread, nice solid corn bread

    An it so happens I made a great big ol pan of corn bread yesterday, and buried a piece in some wonderful beans I was simmering all day with a big ol ham hock, and my secret spices............NUMMY!

    So I had seconds.

    And now, I think I'm gonna have thirds............

    beans on toast...........huh............must be some foreign thing
     
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  14. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Marmalade is still superior.
     
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  15. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    Agreed. I just ate egg and toast for breakfast. Yum!
     
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  16. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Shootersa, I am going to put you in a bag and drown you for not sharing and then rubbing it in that you had some.

    I bought a used toaster last summer but haven't used it yet. Why used, because I cannot find a new one that stays down when pushed. Every time I buy bread I use about half loaf then have to put it out for da birds.

    I love Hot toast with peanut butter, no butter/margarine as that cools down the toast a bit. Just pb and it melts into the toast.

    Another that doesn't share. :(
     
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  17. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    I'm willing to share as soon as internet technology allows me to email you breakfast. :)
     
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  18. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    But that is because it is all you can cook when you are fucked out of your skull and the munchies kick in.:excited::kiss:
     
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  19. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    ..the fuck would I share with someone can't even get a toaster to work?:rolleyes:
     
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  20. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    One large mug of tea, two slices of toast covered in cherry jam, one kindle and my bed. All this together makes me a happy boy.